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// SYSTEM STATUS Research & Innovation Studio · 6 products · 4 domains · launching soon
CHii
A Research & Innovation Studio

We study constraints and build from them.

Loopchii is a research & innovation studio that solves for constraints others assume are fixed. Federated learning, equity-aware health models, privacy-first architectures — built from real research, an unreasonable amount of coffee, and a refusal to ship anything we wouldn't use ourselves.

We're the studio that reads regulatory fine print for fun, builds AI that forgets your data on purpose, and genuinely believes "works for everyone" is an engineering problem — not a marketing slide. Six products. Four domains. Zero shortcuts.

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Federated Learning Pipeline → Built Equity Twin · 19 ML Models → Actively Learning 32 Regulatory Sources → Ingested Sovereign Data Architecture → In the Lab 12 Equity Bias Corrections → Running Health · Finance · Education · Discovery → 4 Domains HIPAA · GDPR · EU AI Act → Researched Founder Caffeine Level → Concerning Pitch Decks Written → 0 (We Build Instead)
00 Manifesto

Every system has constraints. Most companies work around them. We build through them. Sovereign infrastructure, federated learning, equity-aware AI real products born from real research. Not vaporware. Not promises. Not another "AI-powered" landing page with nothing behind it. Infrastructure.

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01 The Products

Six products. One
sovereign mesh.

Each product is a working node in a larger intelligence mesh — born from constraint research, designed to interconnect, and built by people who think "move fast and break things" is a terrible philosophy when the things are people's data.

ET
Equity Twin
Sovereign Health Intelligence

19 ML models. Federated learning on biometrics. 12 equity bias corrections on every output. A digital twin architecture where your health data never leaves your device — and unlike your doctor, it never ghosts you after one appointment.

Actively Learning
CP
CloudPoof Omega
Ephemeral Privacy Engine

Burner identities. Self-destructing data containers. Sovereign containment protocols. We built the infrastructure that makes "delete" actually mean delete — not "we'll keep it in a backup somewhere, trust us."

In the Lab
PA
PriorAuth Sovereign
Regulatory Navigation AI

32 regulatory sources ingested. Prior authorization automation with citation-backed denial responses. An AI that reads insurance fine print so you don't have to — because life is too short and the font is too small.

In the Lab
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Learning Lab
Sovereign Knowledge Engine

Adaptive research paths that learn how you learn — not how a committee thinks you should. We solved the constraint between personalization and privacy. Your curiosity, your pace, zero surveillance. Finally.

Exploring
OR
Orchestra
Multi-Agent Orchestration

Autonomous AI agents that coordinate sovereign compute pipelines. Think of it as air traffic control for AI agents — except nobody crashes and the coffee is better. We built governance in because letting autonomous agents self-govern felt... optimistic.

In the Lab
SF
Serendipity Finder
Extreme-Value Discovery Engine

Standard AI normalizes data, discarding the outliers where breakthroughs actually live. We built an engine that hunts the tails — σ > 3.5 territory — because the comfortable middle is where curiosity goes to retire.

Actively Learning
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02 Live from the Lab

Watch the engine think.

A live visualization of the Serendipity Finder hunting extreme-value correlations in real time. This is actual research infrastructure — not a Figma prototype with a pulse animation. Press "Force Discovery" and try not to get emotionally attached to the particles.

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// SYSTEM LOG
03 How We Build

Three constraints
we built through.

01
Your Data Never Leaves

Federated learning trains models on your device. Differential privacy adds mathematical noise. Your raw data never touches our servers — because we genuinely, truly, from the bottom of our architecture, do not want it. The model learns. You stay sovereign. Everyone sleeps better.

02
Every Byte is Auditable

Merkle ledgers track every data access, every model inference, every gradient update. If something touches your data, you'll know exactly what, when, why, and whether it had a good reason. Think of it as a security camera for your data — except this one actually works and doesn't have a convenient blind spot.

03
Bias Dies in the Light

12 equity bias corrections run on every output. Skin-tone validation on wearables. Demographic de-biasing across health models. Because "works for everyone" shouldn't require an asterisk and three pages of fine print. We just did the math that everyone else called "too expensive."

The Launch is Coming

Unreasonably
good timing.

Six products. Four research domains. A studio that actually built the thing before making the website. We're opening the first cohort soon — get on the list before we close it and start being insufferably exclusive about it.

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Status: Unreasonably Thorough

Coming Soon.

We're a research & innovation studio that built six products, ingested 32 regulatory sources, and trained 19 ML models before making this website. Some people write pitch decks. We write infrastructure.

// We could've shipped faster, but we were busy reading HIPAA documentation for fun. Don't judge us.

Your email goes to a human, not a model. We'll reach out when the loop opens.

// SIGNAL RECEIVED. You're in the loop now.
We'll email you from loopchii.tech@gmail.com when it's time.
In the meantime, try not to let Big Tech sell your data. Good luck with that.
Currently training 19 ML models to be helpful without being creepy. It's harder than it sounds.
We run 12 equity bias corrections on every output. Most companies run zero and call it a "roadmap item."
Our privacy policy is shorter than this page. That's the point.
Four research domains: Health, Finance, Education, Discovery. Yes, we're ambitious. No, we don't sleep.
If you're reading this, you're early. Suspiciously early. We like that about you.
We chose "research & innovation studio" over "startup" because one of those words means something. Guess which.
Our founder pivoted three times in one quarter and called it "iterative excellence."
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Terms & Privacy

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Data Collection & Use

We collect only what you give us. We do not sell your data. We do not use it for advertising. We do not share it with third parties except where strictly necessary.

Health Data

Health data is stored encrypted at rest and in transit, never used for profiling, never shared without explicit consent. You own your health data. Full stop.

Not Medical Advice

Nothing on this site constitutes medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult a qualified healthcare provider.

Your Rights (GDPR & CCPA)

Access, correct, export, or delete your data anytime. Email loopchii.tech@gmail.com with subject "DATA REQUEST".

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